Rosi Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Hi, I know I don't write a lot (not ever, really) but I'm here everyday to keep updated. Just one question, considering that I'm from a very different country, what's an Amazon? Thanks to all, you rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Amazons - members of a legendary nation of female warriors in Greek mythology. In other words, scary, rampaging women! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazrider Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Adding to Jackie's description.... tall women. Yes, I've been described as amazonian in my time. :paperbag: On occasions I can be scary but I never rampage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jupiter Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 You're too willowy to be an Amazon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoe_bear Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Well, scary and rampaging definitely applied to the crowd surrounding ME the night I snapped my oh so beautiful "ear" pic, but I'd be hard-pressed to call the majority of them women. Sorry, I'm not feeling too generous toward Orlando's "young fans" these days. Guess I'm turning into a grouchy old woman. ZB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosi Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Thanks for the explanation girls, I can imagine that kind of women and I must say: I'm not vey proud of my gender when I do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semmley Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Lordy, but some of these are bad! Haven't had such a good laugh in ages. And to think you braved life and limb amongst those gorillas just to get a fuzzy pic. of Orlando's backside. Oh! and I did love the beautiful pic. of the hair and a fuzzy Orlando neck. (Mind you, it did'nt really matter it was fuzzy, there are worse ones!) These are just great. Think I'll toddle off to the Gallerie and have another look. :lmao: Thank you all so much and Jan, thank you for posting them in the Gallerie for posterity. I do love ka-Bloom, you're all nuts. Christina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junebug Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 I have to admit that my two favorites are Sunstar's of just his arm and watch and Jackie's of just his legs! They all crack me up, though! You folks are priceless! Thanks to all of you for your dedicated work! :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellydancer Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 These are too funny. My favorite so far has to be the one of the pefectly focused Hair Frizz with fuzzy Orlando off in the background. I giggle evey time I think of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_green Posted September 3, 2007 Author Share Posted September 3, 2007 All the entries so far have been awesome! Congratulations everyone on your truly awful photographic skills. Just a quick announcement (and apologies for the short notice). Due to factors outside of my control, I will need to close the competition before the end of the play's run. In fact, I need to close the thread to entries tomorrow, Tuesday 4th September. Many, many apologies to those who were going to enter the competition after this time, but as I say, factors outside my control. So, if you have an entry lurking at the back of your camera, POST IT NOW!! After tomorrow, I will establish a short-list (might enlist the help of the staff for that), and post a poll where you can all vote for the winner. Hurrah! Watch this space, dudes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LenaLove Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Thank you for the heads-up on the comp closing, Kat. Here are my efforts. Not bad, considering that I couldn't actually see him myself while I was snapping away. Thank you. Rona XXX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Great 'bad' photos Rona! I like the first one becuase you can see him perfectly in the other persons camera screen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazrider Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 I love the programme splitting Orlando's face into two in the last one, Rona :lmao: ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzzelfrau Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 This is my tilted/ inclined (whatever-is-the-word) "about 90%" shot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinemapersians Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Jackie, Sunstar and Sam, if you put all of your pictures together, you can almost make a complete Orlando.How have I missed this funny, funny thread? I haven't laughed (or searched so hard for Orlando in a photo) in I don't know how long! I hate to see this contest end before the run of the play, but we all understand RL issues little_green, don't we everybody? Anyway. so be it, there MAY be enough of Orlando (butt, legs, an arm, fuzzy neck, an ear) to make a complete person. I look forward to voting for the winner, whomever she may be! - Pam - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manatee633 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 I went to the show on July 17th but have not had a chance to post my offerings for bad fan pics. So here they are. This is after the matinee with someone's arm and camera in his face. Orlando's blurry back as he re-entered the theatre after signing autographs. And the best of my worst.extremely blurry nuzzle zone. Not bad of the guard though. (Taken after evening performance) May the greatest worst photo win! ~Mollie~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfla Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 I'd say "we'd know that nuzzle zone anywhere" but.(tilts head and squints). There are some really bad shots in this thread, I think it will be hard to find the worst.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Allspice30 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 (edited) Does Orlando know of this contest? Maybe he should be the judge. Edited to add punctuation. Smilies are not substitutes for punctuation. Edited September 3, 2007 by CaliMom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noggz Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Thanks for the heads up Kat ! There have been some awesomely bad pics in this thread! I've loved looking at them, and in most cases working out where the hell our guy is. I've only just remembered that Jan asked me to point out where Orlando was in the photos I posted. I hope it's OK for me to re-post? http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i305/Nog.es/DSCF0038.jpg Orlando's hand is on the car. http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i305/Nog.es/DSCF0035.jpg You can see his grey jumper with his white shirt sticking out from the bottom, in the bottom-middle of the picture. I did have three, but I think the other one wasn't allowed. Again credit for these to my Mum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aliza Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Lenalove, Buzzlefrau, Noggz thanks so much for these delightfully bad fan photos. This is a great contest. Aliza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessiBear Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 I've had a thought, could we get Sonia Bloom to judge? With the help of LoriV? Now wouldn't that be a hoot! JessiBear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julika Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 It's probably a little telling that I immediately thought of this topic when I was looking at my photos from last Tuesday afternoon. I managed to get some really good pictures, but for this one the focus did not really do what I supposed it to. Even if it's not a winner, at least it's a nice try. Perhaps there will be a book someday which is not entitled "Where's Waldo" but "Where's Orlando"? Sure enough there would be someone interested in it. Julika Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'mNotHere Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 This is my tilted/ inclined (whatever-is-the-word) "about 90%" shot! Nice picture of Sidi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 I've had a thought, could we get Sonia Bloom to judge? With the help of LoriV?I'm SURE they both have better things to do. Nope, we get to pick the nominees, then ka-Bloomies get to pick the loser, uh, make that winner! OK, it's pretty bad when Orlando's the first thing out of focus in a photo - but second?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bailey Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 This is such a hilarious idea. Unfortunately, I can't enter this contest because I have no In Celebration related pictures, but I have some pretty dang horrible pictures from the Haven premiere. I am thoroughly enjoying all of your pictures, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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